06/26 2008

A Simple Recipe#

Ingredients:

* A few people, like minded/dressed/spoken/heard/shaped/whatever. They actually don't need anything to do with one another, then next step explains why.
* No less than Nx5 alcoholic beverages, where N is the number of people gathered by 1) (...)
* One unripe mango
* chili powder
* 2 bananas
* A lemon
* Maple Syrup
* An avocado
* A handful of cherry tomatoes
* ...whatever else you have lying around in the kitchen, because it's 1am, you're drunk and everything seems appealing. This might include a 6 month-old salami, bits of a sponge, or my favorite, paint chips peeling off the cabinet (they're like pringles without the salt).

Preparation:
1. Drink Heavily
2. Raid kitchen.
3. Put shit together, like: mango, chili powder, lemon, or, bananas and maple syrup. Lick the plate, and then when someone looks at you like "wtf are you doing?", gently remind them that they just told you do it.
4. No one remembers what happens after 3, because thats when Dr. Praveen asks you how many women you've slept with in the last 6 months.